My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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