We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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