It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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