my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i out mim tonsoeep
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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