god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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