I hate all girls vehemently.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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