have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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