I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
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we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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