I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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