I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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