So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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