Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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