If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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