i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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