what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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