oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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