dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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