Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess