okay pat passed out under dana's car
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?