dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it