i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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