can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Randomize
