Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
