She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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