I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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