Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i will never coherently bang her
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
You don't make any sense
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