i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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