i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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