i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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