How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm really busy with my period
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