Welp...herpes.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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