She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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