yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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