Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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