My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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