I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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