Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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