What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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