i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
What drink are we having for lunch?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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