As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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