Nicole vs. Life
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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