I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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