: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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