I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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