I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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