All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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