Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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