He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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