There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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