i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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