...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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