You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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