Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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